Wednesday, 16 July 2008

Sexual Frustration

I met this well sexy bitch yesterday. She was possibly a little bit young for me, but I'm not after anything long term and I could tell that she wanted me.

Her name was Daisy and she was a little Dalmatian and she was gorgeous. The main problem is that she has a bit of an overprotective father. All I did was try to hump her a little bit, but we should possibly have waited until we were alone and somewhere a little more private. Her dad wasn't very happy- something about 'taking his baby's virginity.'

He wasn't letting her off the lead anyway. We chased around for a bit, but I kept catching her glancing at me and wiggling her bum. Tease.

Mum's quite cool and understanding, but she is a bit funny where sex is concerned. How else am I supposed to get rid of all this pent up sexual tension? Perhaps I should just stick with the cushions for now.

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